Yes, that’s right. I love Monday’s, you know why? Because I enjoy my life…Most of the time! (YES I REALIZE ITS TUESDAY AND I DIDN’T GET AROUND TO POSTING THIS LAST NIGHT CUZ I DECIDED TO WATCH A SHOW INSTEAD..#HONESTY). I laugh every Monday when I see so many posts about hating Monday’s, and “a case of the Monday’s”, and everyone blaming their issues on Monday’s. Hey guess what, if you carry that energy with you and you want Monday’s to suck, I promise you it will suck! Do we start hating on Thursday when something shitty happens? Nope, I don’t hear anyone going, “fuck you Thursday, you piece of shit, I hate you Thursday!” There is a really funny meme about Sharks dominating Monday’s…You are welcome!

Up early biting shit! Yup, that’s me, “chasing shit and being scary”, I fucking love it! In another life, I will for sure be a shark, a Momma shark! I’ll tell you what, my Tuesday started off like shit. I got yelled at by a little old man putting up wallpaper in my house and it totally through me off. So fuck you Tuesday! I’m kidding, I’m kidding. The wallpaper guy and I made up, so all is good and my daughters room looks amazing. See things turned around, #Turnaroundtuesday. Look at all these hashtags this morning! I am on a roll and I have only had one cup of coffee.

So here is what I am trying to say. I really want to start a new trend where we stop hating Monday’s and start dominating them like sharks. If you hate Monday’s, it’s probably because you hate your job. So get a new job! No, I am actually serious. If you are sitting there like, shut the hell up Mollie, it’s not that easy. But it is that easy! You want to be #Mollieaf? Being #Mollieaf means, well, being a shark in a way, “biting shit, chasing stuff and being scary.” You are probably like, uhhhh scary? Scary probably isn’t the right word, but aggressive, determined, confident, not afraid to fail! You know how many times I have failed? Or been told NO? That’s a whole other post. I’ve learned to take all the times people told me I sucked or wouldn’t be able to accomplish something and turned it into brain fuel. All I want to do is prove the haters wrong and obviously accomplish things in life for good reason, but damn, proving the haters wrong is a really really good feeling let me tell you!

I think since having a kid weekends stress me out way more than Monday’s. Birthday parties, trying to find a sitter so I can go out on occasion. Monday’s are comforting for me, but hey, there is probably someone reading this going, “Mollie, how about Wednesday’s, fuck that day, middle of the week and my boss always slams me with extra work I gotta get done by Friday.” Ya man, we all have our day, but let’s stop hurting Monday’s feelings, it’s not Monday’s fault, it’s (to be blunt), your fault, get a new job!

So much love in my sea of tough advice, but hey I am a fucking shark. And with that I need to get outta here so I can go “CHASE SOME SHIT!”

Mollie AF

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