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THE ROYAL BABY!!! I know I am excited too! Felt like Meghan Markle was pregnant for 2 years didn’t it? And a boy? I was convinced she was having a girl, but hey nothing against boys. Can you imagine? Having all eyes on you your entire pregnancy, watching your every move until the day you pop. If being pregnant isn’t already navigating an entirely whole new world, imagine having to look your best ALL THE TIME. Celebrities have it wayyy easier than the royals. No, seriously they do. Celebrities can go outside in their sweatpants while sipping a latte spilling all over their shirt and looking like the homeless guy that lives on the L train, as long as the are rocking Yeezy or designer sweats, it’s all good. Meghan Markle on the other hand, she better not be stepping foot outside her door in sweat pants, designer or not. That kind of pressure when you are pregnant, NO THANK YOU! All you want to do the last couple of months of your pregnancy is wear comfy clothes and not give a flying fuck! Meghan, I commend you girl, really I do, jokes aside, being pregnant and being a royal has got to be really fucking tough.

I love my privacy. Not in the way that you might be thinking. I am an open book and happy to tell you all about my life, but I don’t want to step outside my door with cameras snapping my every move. I am a home body and I like leaving my house in comfy clothes not worrying about whether or not I am going to get caught on camera. I think when you are pregnant you also realize how much you value your personal space. Everyone wants to touch your damn stomach, it’s a drug, I get it, I have the urge to touch pregnant women I see as well, but I don’t! I had a random dude at a restaurant while I was pregnant with my daughter try and touch my belly and I jumped back quicker than you could blink. It must take so much fucking patience to be in the public eye the way the royal family is and be pregnant. Yes yes, Meghan didn’t have to have this life, she knew what she was getting into, but that doesn’t mean people just get to invade your space..or does it? I don’t think it should warrant anyone invading their space.

I am currently living below Justin Bieber, we have private entrances, and I am thoroughly getting to experience paparazzi and young girls camped outside being annoying as hell. Sure Justin asked for this life, but I sure didn’t! So hey Justin, if you are reading this, shout out to @themollieaf, I am the coolest neighbor you will ever have and I will be up with your annoying paparazzi and fans with a shoutout, K Thanks! 😉

Anyways, the Met Gala is tonight, honestly, not something I care that much about, I know surprising right!? I care way more about this royal baby and can’t wait to see it! Harry has been a crush of mine since I was a little girl, #teamharry all the way! I know you all are going to make so many jokes about that, throw it at me baby! Anyways, remember, celebrity, royal or normal, give people their space, especially a pregnant women, believe me she needs it, growing a human is hard work.

Congrats to Meghan Markel and Prince Harry. That’s going to be one beautiful baby!

MollieAF